In nearly 30 years, some of the questions stand out.
One caller asked what to do if their turkey was on fire.
Another was in a panic when his turkey was too big for the oven. He wrapped it in a towel, took it outside and stomped on it to break a few bones.
If you need a little help, the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line number is open through December at (800) BUTTERBALL or (800) 288-8372.