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Charlie Sheen's 2011 meltdown: 22 wacky quotes

'If you think about it, dude, it's like I'm 0 for 3 with marriage, with never an excuse, but like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.' - Charlie Sheen's first on-air rant, on the Alex Jones radio show, on Feb. 24, 2011. (Pictured: Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller talk to OnTheRedCarpet.com at the Best In Drag Show event in Los Angeles in February 2010.) <span class=meta>(KABC)</span>
March 14, 2013 2:55:37 PM PDT