Kris Humphries does not appear to be a fan of naked yoga.
The 26-year-old basketball player gets an eye-opening look at what life is like as the husband of Kim Kardashian, 31, in the second season of her E! reality show "Kourtney & Kim Take New York,' which debuted on Sunday, November 27.
He may be on his way out of Kardashian's life following her October 31 divorce filing, but several of the couple's 72 days of marriage are well documented - and edited. The episode addresses the pair's separation, then flashes back to what viewers are made to believe are the first few days of the couple's marriage following their wedding, which was filmed for the E! special "Kim's Fairytale Wedding."
The season premiere of the show, a spin-off of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians," begins with a location change.
It's bye bye Los Angeles, hello New York. The two board a private jet to the Big Apple, where they are to live in an apartment with Kardashian's sister Kourtney and her boyfriend Scott Disick and their baby, Mason.
Humphries, who says he has never even lived with just Kardashian before, finds it all strange. He appears uneasy with his new sister-in-law's constant bickering with her boyfriend, their child's 7 a.m. play activity and the women's newfound fondness for trendy organic snacks and questionable spa treatments.
Humphries also appears worried about his basketball career amid an NBA lockout. In one scene, he tells his wife he wants to get out of bed to hit the gym. She coaxes him into cuddling with her for another hour and seals the deal with a big lick across his face.
He is seen accompanying the family to their sister Kendall's fashion catwalk debut at Avril Lavigne's show during New York Fashion Week. The singer herself, wearing a tiara, makes a cameo on the episode as well. Tensions run high when Humphries stubs Kardashian's toe and chips her nail polish.
"You always do this (expletive) to me because you're so rough," she wails.
Then there's naked yoga. Humphries does not appear pleased when he finds the Kardashian sisters and employees of their DASH clothing store doing stretches in their living room while taking directions from a naked male yoga instructor.
"How rude is it that there's a naked guy in my house when I walk home?" he asks.
They have a big fight. And someone leaves. The marriage appears doomed. And so it begins.
Correction: In the November 28 story above, OnTheRedCarpet.com erroneously reported Scott Disick was Kourtney Kardashian's husband. He is actually her boyfriend. This version of the article has been updated to reflect the correction.