FULLERTON, Calif. (KABC) -- Are you missing a bag of methamphetamine? If so, the Fullerton Police Department would like to speak with you.
The agency's public information officer posted a wry "lost and found" statement on social media after a clear plastic bag full of meth and an accompanying pipe were discovered on a golf cart at a local golf course.
"If you are the owner of the mentioned property," the statement said, "please contact us as we're sure your upset."
Police also released a photo of the contraband, captioned by with golf-related emojis and the hashtags "NotParForTheCourse, #PuttTheMethAway and #SpeedGolfing.
Authorities did not publicly identify the golf course where the drugs were found.