"Wow, that is better than what I weigh," said the dispatcher.
Norwood police say Bernadette Music was intoxicated and called 911 up to five times in one week, asking for a date.
Authorities didn't have a lot of sympathy, saying she was tying up dispatchers.
"You know, she is tying up our valuable resources. She's holding our dispatchers up. Our officers are trying to locate her," said Norwood Police Department Lt. Tom Williams
Music was arrested on disorderly conduct charges. She's set to appear in court in September.