In nearly 30 years, a few questions stand out from the rest.
One caller asked, "What do I do if my turkey is on fire?"
Another was in a panic because his turkey was too big for the oven.
He wrapped it in a towel, took it outside and stomped on it to break a few bones.
If you need help, the Butterball Turkey Talk-line number is open 24 hours through December at 800-Butterball.